In the last few hours are not talking about something else, no matter who occupies the front pages of newspapers like this one, but especially Poggio Great because of what has been declared a national emergency and set a terrible inquisition so that the offender be brought to justice maldida and, in all likelihood, sentenced to death, as the harsh laws of the land Maldida to impose such a crime. I'm talking about, dear blog readers, as surely you can see, the HUGE BLACK SPOT found in the middle of the auction on the head table of the rare cedar of Lebanon, ownership of Maldido and Maldida. Here's how the newspaper's main headline today Poggio Great, PogiouTime : "Who the fuck TABLE HAS THE PRESIDENTIAL indelible stain??"
But we try to reconstruct what happened during the auction of the season.
At 22:12 the Espalda Derecha tries to get back on stage by shooting one of his bullshit with disastrous results, having had to fire at exactly 22:00, when, as is saying "Seat Cordoba Seat Leon UAHAHAHA ... and well ... "is interrupted by a piercing scream at the opposite end of the table of the President Delinquentes. Fearing is going to overdose on all the presidents flock around him, but he blocks them with a chilling phrase" I was not! "indicating a ' huge stain of indelible black marker on the table before him. At this point, the reconstruction becomes difficult since there are several versions, one contrasting the other to become almost legend ... some say Maldido the view that the stain has shattered the table with his fist and has been on fire, others say they heard the words of his uncle the Maldidita has started to speak in ancient Sumerian, and others say that the Lady is out in the courtyard Maldida flying and emitting a light so powerful, capable of blinding for all the presidents.
Since therefore neither confirm nor deny these reactions, we tried to figure out who may have been to make such an outrage. The main suspicions fall on three presidents, the closest to the spot:
At 22:12 the Espalda Derecha tries to get back on stage by shooting one of his bullshit with disastrous results, having had to fire at exactly 22:00, when, as is saying "Seat Cordoba Seat Leon UAHAHAHA ... and well ... "is interrupted by a piercing scream at the opposite end of the table of the President Delinquentes. Fearing is going to overdose on all the presidents flock around him, but he blocks them with a chilling phrase" I was not! "indicating a ' huge stain of indelible black marker on the table before him. At this point, the reconstruction becomes difficult since there are several versions, one contrasting the other to become almost legend ... some say Maldido the view that the stain has shattered the table with his fist and has been on fire, others say they heard the words of his uncle the Maldidita has started to speak in ancient Sumerian, and others say that the Lady is out in the courtyard Maldida flying and emitting a light so powerful, capable of blinding for all the presidents.
Since therefore neither confirm nor deny these reactions, we tried to figure out who may have been to make such an outrage. The main suspicions fall on three presidents, the closest to the spot:
EL Delinqüentes Despite is his brother, it seems the primary suspect due to its extreme proximity to the bush and being found with a black marker in hand, although he contends that the stain was blue. And then, as they say in Miquelon: "La primera es la que sings galinaza que has hecho el huevo"
LOS yankis The stain was table space available to him. In his defense the fact that markers do not handle at the time of discovery, unlike the Delinquentes, but is known for the passion of yankis graffiti ...
CIAUCESCU The farther from the three spot, but he was holding a black marker whose size suggested that it could be the most probable murder weapon ...
Here they are the three main suspects, but in this sort of Cluedo Fantacalcistico are all suspects, no exceptions and investigations are only the beginning ... it looks like that this case will stand for a long time and lead to inevitable tensions and conflicts as they have already been witness to the serious incident elapsed between LO and EL yankis Delinqüentes .
Yours sincerely, Miquelons Navarro Vals
Here they are the three main suspects, but in this sort of Cluedo Fantacalcistico are all suspects, no exceptions and investigations are only the beginning ... it looks like that this case will stand for a long time and lead to inevitable tensions and conflicts as they have already been witness to the serious incident elapsed between LO and EL yankis Delinqüentes .
Yours sincerely, Miquelons Navarro Vals
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